niallimlegal:

*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

"Like, no, I meant…where are you really from?”





simsgonewrong:

He tried to break up with her, instead they became one

simsgonewrong:

He tried to break up with her, instead they became one





Watching THE SHINING

  • Me: You know, that's a pretty sweet set up they have. Free room and board...
  • The Husband: Nice scenery.
  • Me: Privacy. And they're getting paid for it. Not bad.
  • The Husband: Well...
  • Me: I don't think I'd go crazy and kill you.
  • The Husband: That's good.
  • Me: I mean, unless the wi-fi goes out.


maggie-stiefvater:

ahhhh I am hilariously punchy take me away from the internet







Stars are not small or gentle.
They are writhing and dying and burning.
They are not here to be pretty.
I am trying to learn from them.
Caitlyn Siehl, “Sky Poem” (via mirroir)


  • 1989:
  • You're an odd kid
  • 1999:
  • Ew you're so stupid and weird
  • 2001:
  • Stop daydreaming in class
  • 2007:
  • Get a real job
  • 2009:
  • We want to buy your book